What does your color say about you?

Well I'm bored, and I randomly went to a site that says what a color means to you. Here is what I have


Jet Black- Elegance, authority, dignity, sophistication, seductive, mystery

Alpine White- Virtue, fertility, clean, status, prosperity

Espresso Brown- Informal, reliable, approachable, relaxed, stability, earthy

Ruby Red- Dominance, power, attention, sexual energy, health, determination, passion, persistence, excitement, strength

Midnight Blue- Loved, high regard, knowledge, authority, trust, serious, responsibility, peace, social status, caring, good health, tranquil, intuitive, happiness, calm, honest, loyalty, integrity

Spring Green- Relaxing, compassion, prosperity, prestige, growth, abundance, money, vitality, harmony, efficiency

Flamingo Pink- Upbeat, good health, calming, friendly, compassionate, faithful, femininity, calm

Sunshine Yellow- Anxiety, alert, optimistic, confident, stimulating, enthusiastic, playful, cheerful, communicative, expressive, intelligent


I bet most of us just went with black not for a faster shipping, but to be more
seductive!

 

I ordered Spring Green and I think that signifies: someone who doesn't need things right away, prefers using existing hardware as opposed to new, and enjoys being lied to.

--The Dan

 

With my new Dell Inspiron 1520
The chicks will come plenty.
They will dig the Jet Black lid
And that I do not kid.

Jet Black will be perfect for all occasions;
Business, school, funerals and birthday celebrations.

Alpine white?
You don't seem to bright.

Espresso brown?
I'll try not to frown.

Ruby red?
I wonder if Dorothy gives head...

Midnight blue?
It just won't stay true.

Spring green?
Near it I wouldn't want to be seen!

Flamingo pink?
Put on your figure skates and hop onto the rink.

Sunshine yellow?
Are you embarrassed or are your legs just made out of Jell-O?

Jet black?
Now you're on the right track!

 

ATR, thats hilarious. very good rhyming

 

I try, I try...

 

TheDan666 you crack me up. I just about spewed coffee all over my flat screen when I read that!

 

Black should stand for pissed off/impatient

 

You laughed at what Dan said but not at my poem?!

 

This is so funny - and so true!

 

LOL ATR, I got called away from my desk and didn't get to read it yet. Funny stuff!!

 

That's better!

 

definitely the best qualities.

 

i got alpine white and im sexy

 

i couldn't agree more

 

thedan666 your post was so funny. It helped me not to be mad about this crazy delay from Dell. Keep them coming!
By the way, I am Ruby Red Inspiron 1521

 

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, wow!

I don't get it, Spliner, your ordered the same laptop as me, and on 8/8 and have gotten it. Well, congrats.