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    What the colors of your laptop mean

    Discussion in 'Dell' started by Lynus, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. Lynus

    Lynus Notebook Consultant

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    Black= Automatically increases salary by 3% if used in business environment, if used at a home, it increases your Suave-o-meter by 3 points allowing you to act like George Clooney successfully

    White= Runs perfectly in sub zero weather and comes with a built in hand and toe warmer for extreme laptopping

    Brown= Makes coffee taste better. Sorry.

    Red= Gives you 10 more horse power for each square inch (What laptop has horse powa?!) Also increases the amount of Hit Points restored from spicy food

    Blue= Allows you to transform into a werewolf for 10 minutes, making you resist fear and horror effects, but has a cooldown of 45 minutes. Also provides a mellow romantic atmosphere when used with florescent lighting

    Green= Case provides +10 herbalism however, increases growth of weeds and decreases willingness to mow the grass (No longer stacks with Tauren racial, it was deemed too Over Powered in PvP)

    Pink= Increased ruggedness, will only break if involved in an accident with gerbils and tooth paste, plus... its pink

    Yellow= Allows you to sit at the computer longer for extended periods of time w/o needing to provide yourself creature comforts

    EDIT: Discuss
     
    Lynus, Jul 19, 2007
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  2. Thomas

    Thomas McLovin

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    this really should be in off topic
     
    Thomas, Jul 19, 2007
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  3. Lynus

    Lynus Notebook Consultant

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    Wasn't sure... but its you DELL colors :D

    Edit: I'm just really really bored and can't sleep
     
    Lynus, Jul 19, 2007
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  4. DMAK02

    DMAK02 Notebook Evangelist

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    What the hell...
     
    DMAK02, Jul 19, 2007
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  5. chesieofdarock

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    Yea this is what I needed Wherewolf power rocks man! Its too bad I can't rep you more haha
     
    chesieofdarock, Jul 19, 2007
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  6. Lynus

    Lynus Notebook Consultant

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    Your wishing you got the yellow one now i bet, eh?
     
    Lynus, Jul 19, 2007
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    lol Lynus, is it 4 am where you are? Cause when it's really late I like to make _really_ weird threads... :D
     
    whistle, Jul 19, 2007
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  8. Lynus

    Lynus Notebook Consultant

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    Nah it was like only 1130ish... just had to wake up early so yea, similar to 4 am i guess :D
     
    Lynus, Jul 20, 2007
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  9. Lynus

    Lynus Notebook Consultant

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    I wonder if I should add in what the 1505 and 1705's arctic silver means...
     
    Lynus, Jul 20, 2007
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    Does it stack with the tauren racial herbalism buff? :D
     
    PizzaFTW, Jul 20, 2007
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  11. Lynus

    Lynus Notebook Consultant

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    Yes, yes it does
     
    Lynus, Jul 30, 2007
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    lol funny thread
     
    ike2187, Jul 30, 2007
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  13. Jdban

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    I love this. It brightens my day.
     
    Jdban, Jul 30, 2007
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  14. Lynus

    Lynus Notebook Consultant

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    The colors have been updated! See patch notes version 1.0003.769.22.1.0..6.000123

    Well only green~
     
    Lynus, Aug 24, 2007
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  15. eL_eRiC

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    Defintly i gotta know what my siisters means
     
    eL_eRiC, Aug 24, 2007
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    It also increase your real man level by 50% :p
     
    darktehnub, Aug 24, 2007
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