Forge's Blatant Ripoff of HTWingnut's Giveaway

Reference this thread. But this is not like Santa Wingnut's sale. I'm not going to be as nice.

The day before Thanksgiving was my birthday, and I got some money from friends and family. Black Friday rolled around, and there were many deals. There was much rejoicing.

I noticed that Left 4 Dead 2 6-pack was at a ridiculous price. Remembering that most of my friends, on here and IRL, have this game already, I wondered what I could do if I bought it. And then my malicious surfaced. Bluntly, "I'll just use them as carrots to make other forumers act like fools to amuse me."

I already made member Mega Man X go on a wild goosgle (wild goose, google, get it?) chase to get a free copy. And now you can all act like fools, too.

I have three copies left to give away.


It works like this. I give a task. There will be a set number of days for anyone interested to complete the task. I'll then pick the person who I amused me the most to receive a copy of Left 4 Dead 2, given via Steam.

Rules are simple: Complete the task. If you already own the game, don't enter. If you don't want the game, don't enter. If you lack the emotional, psychologial, physical, or grammatical maturity to play a frenetic zombie-slaying co-op game, don't enter. If you're not legally able to own the game--for whatever reason--don't enter. You can enter the next contest if you don't win the previous one(s).

The tasks and their specific rules will be documented in the below post. Enjoy. And remember to entertain me.

 

<s> TASK ONE
Beginning: Immediately
Ending: December 15, whenever I get home from work.</s>
TASK COMPLETED.
Trottel was the winner

Spoiler

TASK OVERVIEW:
Look at this snapshot below

Spoiler

Your task is to tell me what the snapshot is.



RULES:
*Your answers will be judged on how fast your turned them in, how thorough they are, and how much they entertained me.
--Be quick with how fast you answer, because you get Forge-points for how early you submit your answer. However, you get Forge-points for a thorough answer, so the more details (name of the series, name of characters, episode number, why it's funny, etcetera, etcetera), the better. And don't skimp on entertaining me. You get points for that, too.
--You can use any resource you want. Hit up the internet, chat rooms, your IRL friends, or the anime thread.

*Answers MUST be submitted to me via PM. If you goof and give away information because you posted in this thread, tough luck
--You must address me in the PM as the High Lord Forge The Greatest, and sign the PM as "This lowly homunculus who grovels at your feet for your charity, [your username here]. SPATULA!"
--You get only ONE PM. If you turn one in, and a few hours later, send another one with "oh, here are some more details!" I'll ignore the second PM. Be perfectly certain before you send your first one.

Get cracking.

<s> TASK TWO
Beginning: Immediately
Ending: December 23, whenever I get home from work.</s>
TASK COMPLETED
XFlameWithin, lozanogo, and Scytus were the winners

Winners, join the NBR Steam group and PM me your ID so I can friend and gift you.

Spoiler

TASK OVERVIEW: Post a picture of you with something amusing on your head. Must be posted in this thread. There will be three (3!) winners.

RULES:
* Very simple: Take a photo of yourself with something on your head and post it in this thread. Can be anything you like.

* You must show some proof that it is you in that picture. Much like the Selling Forum rules scribble your username on some paper and make sure it's visible when you photograph yourself.

* Your picture must be in (reasonably) good taste and not violate any forum rules.

* You may change the picture that you post anytime before the deadline. However, don't clutter the thread. Simply replace your old picture instead of posting the second one in a new post. Don't worry, I'll go through the entire thread to make sure I see everyone's.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, FOLKS

 

square root of 9!

 

Wait, what?

And first task is up.

 

My lawyers will be in touch with your lawyers.

Wait, what? I don't have any lawyers? Damn.

 

My hitmen will be in touch with your hitmen.

Wait, I forgot to pay mine. D'oh.

 

I paid your hitmen. Better get facial reconstruction.

 

In before nobody enters the contest

 

Hah. That's what you think. As Reizo so sagely put it, " Man people do sell their souls for free games "

 

I HAZ BEEN QUOTED

I shall not eat Forge for he has meow'd

That snapshot looks awfully familiar though... Eh well

Why pay lawyers when you can unleash the NBR Technoviking on him?

 

can i have the numbers of these so call hitmans or hitmen err hitmanes, what ever, i think i'm in need of one.

 

The anime is Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge.

The girl on the left is Anna Aoi, and the girl on the right is Miyako Kippei. The scene is from episode 12, right after they "locked" away the perverted ghost from hurting anymore young girls. It was really funny because Miyako doesn't realize she locked away her perverted uncle by accident instead of the ghost.

Edit: Shoot, didn't realize we had to PM this. Guess I failed big time.

 

You should edit, delete, make a snide comment about disfiguring his face, and PM him before he figures it out. Go go go !

 

i cant figure out how to pm

 

You can only PM when you have 5 posts or more ._.

 

i got 5 post but i still cant send pm...

 

Well...

Here

 

Whoops, reread rules

 

loool its quite oviously forge's kinky alter ego in anime form your oviouly the 1 with the choker round your neck(Cause you like it like that) like a highclass gimp im guessin charecter on the right is your pimp aka wingnut hehe

 

So, uh...yeah. Two more days. Even though Wingnut is giving out the same game without all the hoop-jumping. Dammit, Wingnut, DAMMIT!

 

So where do you watch this?
Is it on DVD?

 

Oh sorry, thought your giveaway was done!

 

Lies. HT clearly saw this and decided to do his own L4D2 giveaway again

 

I have to find new hitmen.

 

I know what it is exactly, I just don't remember what episode that is. Either way, I already have L4D2 so good luck guys :3

 

Also if anyone PM'd forge with my answer, I feel sorry for you. You fell for the easiest trick in the book to increase my own odds of winning. Also I already own L4D2 as well, and since I don't really know the answer, I'll just have to sit this one out.

 

Good thing I knew exactly what it was already x]

I've actually been really wanting to get LFD2 to enjoy with my 3 other friends whom already have the game.

 

Lol I was watching your fake answer on youtube, I thought to myself that it looked nothing like the image

 

To:High Lord Forge The Greatest

( name of the series, name of characters, episode number, why it's funny, etcetera, etcetera)

In relation to be above answer format.

(I got no idea, kyo86sg on the left and Forge Slave number 24 on the right, episode number 0, cause that me on the left that u chain me up, kinda shy now...tot we agreed that this is our "private image collection" never to be release to public. )

*I know U have a thing for digimon,i will dress up as agumon later when we meet later tonight* *muackz darling*


Regards
This lowly homunculus who grovels at your feet for your charity, Kyo86sg. SPATULA!"

PS:I currently has no steam account as most of my games are in DVD format. LOL, if i do indeed win, this is the only game i have in STEAM.

 

I don't know that I'll bother entering either this contest, or HTWingnut's (although his does end at a very auspicious time)... I am, however, definitely subscribing, for I find them both quite amusing.

 

About 24 more hours.

 

First contest has ended. Trottel is the winner.
(Even though he technically shouldn't be, since he didn't follow the rules completely; then again, no one else did, either. I am disappoint.)

Next contest will be put up shortly. Should be a lot easier. And funnier.

 

Aaaaaaaw :C

sad panda

 

Check the second post on the first page. You may yet win!

And to make it official:

SECOND TASK IS UP. SEE POST #2

 

I thought I was going to win the first task!

 

No, dammit, the answer was not "Goku and Captain Planet."

 

bahahaha xD

 

Just out of curiosity, what was the winning answer?

 

It's so hard to find good slaves these days eh? They just don't listen when you can't whip 'em .

 

I'll ask Trottel if I can post his exact answer, because... yeah.

Anyway.

The anime is Utawarerumono ("Undewater Ray Romano), from episode 17. Character on the left is Karula, character on the right is Touka. Touka, despite being one of the best fighters in the serious (and also an overprotective bodyguard), suffers from Cuteness Proximity.

 

Sooooo.... there was no perverted ghost involved?

 

High Lord Forge The Greatest,

YESS!

I just looked over the rules again, and I'm sorry I missed this part:

Yeah, it is a little dicey posting it publicly. If anyone wants it, PM me.

-This lowly homunculus who grovels at your feet for your charity, Trottel. SPATULA!

 

Lol must be good if you can't even post it

 

It involved some interesting (and probably false) revelations about Chazz and Wingnut, I can say that much.

 

Ooh, please share. I like to know that I'm loathed.

 

You're not loathed. <3

 

We all love the Wingnut. Seriously.

And where are the pictures? It's a free game, people!

 

Im keep struggling with thinking up something amusing to put on my head x]

 

Take a picture of you doing a headstand, and then flip it upside down. That's what I would do.

 

That would work quite well if i could actually perform a headstand...not to mention trying to choreograph a pic at the same time x]