Get your Razer "Venom" :D

http://www.razerzone.com/venom/

Get them while they're legal

If you’re sick and tired of having to fulfill the oh-so overrated and weak human needs for sleep, then Razer has got you more than covered with its Venom line of professional gaming enhancement products – Venom and Venom Nebulizer.

For only €39.99/$39.99, you can treat yourself to Razer’s Venom starter pack, which packs three bags of Razer’s intravenous solution for keeping you up as long as you need to reach whatever significant gaming aims you've set before yourself. The solution contains serum additives like oxymialterxin and doctixilin, which means that Razer is keen on keeping their customers healthy at all times. Furthermore, the product comes with 5 gold plated needles for various vein sizes and the design is ambidextrous, so lefties need not worry for once.

If you’re not keen on sticking needles in (who’d say no to that? Sheesh! Sub.ed) then Razer offers Venom Nebulizer, which will disperse the enhancer into a nice mist which cover as much as 5 players at a time – perfect for those long LAN parties. The device is priced at €99.99/$99.99 and both products should be available in retail, for some time at least.

http://www.fudzilla.com/content/view/18313/1/

Pretty sure its not real .........

 

Saw them a few hours ago on another forum, yes 100% april fools.

 

and here i thought this might come useful for exams >.>



...im serious .... lol

 

Sweet. 10char.

 

That had to be an April fools..........

I couldn't believe it until I remembered the date. Such a product would have to go through so much FDA testing here in the US. At first I was exclaiming "you got to be ******* kidding me".

 

god dammit!
It TOTALLY fooled me hahahaha,
and YEAH I TOTALLY could use that in my Architecture Studio here at Cornell...... i need my venom!!!!!!

 

LOL!!! nice find When I saw the page, I KNEW it was April Fools

 

lol thats pretty good.

 

=/ bag has to be above arm for drip to work -.- but otherwise awesome April fools

 

isnt it the negative pressure created by the blood travelling through the veins that pulls in the IV fluid?

 

Awesome!!! Thx for posting!!

 

Thanks... this might really help... 50 odd days to GCE A level exam... I need the power

 

lucky you, 50 days. My exams are in 2weeks and its worth 12.5% of my degree! (hence sheer lack in motivation and need for some Venom XD)

 

Bahhh u'll be allright.. just study.. it makes a great difference if u do.. just saw it with my own eyes.. my grades for chemistry went up from 50-80 when i studied... didn't study the first time lol...

 

cheers mate ill take that advice to heart lol by any chance are u doing chem with edexcel? damn that synoptic paper grrrr

 

I thought the beta testers comments were great.