Great game quotes

I thought this would be a fun collection to have: Great game quotes.
So post the ones you think are great.
Just, no comments, no "that's a great quote!", or "I don't like that one", or "this is a fun thread". JUST THE QUOTES, and the game you heard/read it.
I'll start on the next post...

 

"It’s not news anymore, it’s advertising" - Mirror's Edge

"Sure the boys in Ryan's labs can make it hack-proof, but that don't mean we ain't gonna hack it" - Bioshock

 

" I believe in no God, no invisible man in the sky. But there is something more powerful than each of us, a combination of our efforts, a Great Chain of industry that unites us. But it is only when we struggle in our own interest that the chain pulls society in the right direction. The chain is too powerful and too mysterious for any government to guide. Any man who tells you different either has his hand in your pocket, or a pistol to your neck." Andrew Ryan, BioShock

 

"All good things of this Earth flow through into the city" - Bioshock

"No gods or kings. Only man" - Bioshock

 

All your base are belong to us!

 

"No time to play with myself." - Duke Nukem
"Damn, I look good!" - Duke


"Squeaky wheel gets the kick!" - Baldur's Gate

 

"Interesting... but stupid" - Starcraft

 

"Your face, your a*s, what's the difference?"

To be honest anything taken from that game was a memorable quote.

 

"VICTOLY!" - 99% of all snk games

 

Then let our actions speak for us! For Adun! For Aiur! - Tassadar


Lt. Sarah Kerrigan: Captain Raynor, I've finished scouting out the area, and... you pig!
Jim Raynor: What! I haven't even said anything to you yet.
Lt. Sarah Kerrigan: Yeah, but you were thinking it.


Remember us, Executor. Remember what was done here today. And may Adun watch over you. - Tassadadar

En Taro Adun, Executor! - Tassadar

Battlecruiser Pilot: Shields up, weapons online.
Battlecruiser Pilot: [after being selected again] Not equipped with shields? Well, then, buckle up!

Though we strike at you from the shadows, do not think that we lack the courage to stand in the light. - Zeratul

You speak of knowledge, Judicator? You speak of experience? I have journeyed through the darkness between the most distant stars. I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities... Unto my experience, Aldaris, all that you've built here on Aiur is but a fleeting dream. A dream from which your precious Conclave shall awaken, finding themselves drowned in a greater nightmare. - Zeratul


I love Tassadar and Zeratul - but there are just to many good quotes in SC.
Even just clicking on each unit usually yeilds an awesome quote

"power overwhelming" - Archon

"in the pipe, five by five" - Dropship Pilot

 

"it's a me, maaaarioooooooooo" --mario 64 lol

 

From the funniest robot ever, HK-47 of KOTOR

"Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance. ... Translation: 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."

"Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."

HK-47: "Query: Would you rather be caught with contraband that is 'very' illegal, or just a little illegal?"
Revan: "What's the difference?"
HK-47: "About twenty years, master."

"I will do anything you command master. Even if it means... being *gulp* non-violent."

"Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master. Observation: Notice that I did not ask if you need anyone killed. You may be curious as to why. Answer: That is because you told me to stop asking if you needed anyone killed. So I have. From now on, I will simply say, "I am ready to serve." Yes, ready to serve. In whatever way a common protocol or utility droid might serve. It seems that is my lot in life. Not to kill."

"Answer: My 'feelings' on the matter are something that I feel I must put in proper context - in a way that even a meatbag such as yourself could easily comprehend. Theory: Imagine, if you will, that you are unique. The pinnacle of an exiled, cast-out Jedi who can't even use the Force. Imagine that no one has sunk lower than you. That you are truly the most miserable example of a Jedi ever. Continuation: Now that you have that image, imagine this - someone clones you. Badly, I might add. They make the clones talk differently, rob you of any shred of personality, and take your Jedi Code and adjust it so that it is not really the Jedi Code anymore. They even change your pigmentation to a rather poor shade of durasteel, rather than the proper rusty red that inspires fear in targets. And of course, they refer to meatbags as 'organics'. Unacceptable."

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."

 

"You're winner!"

 

"A name means nothing on the battlefield, After a week no one has a name" - Solid Snake

"War has changed." - Solid Snake / Old Snake

"I'm no hero... Never was. I'm just an old killer... Hired to do some wet work." - Solid Snake / Old Snake

"When someone dies.. they just go away... If there is one place a soul would go, it's in your memories. As long as you remember them, they will continue to live on" - Kaim Argonar (Lost Odyssey)

"Then I'll be going now. I'll come back when it's all over." - Arith Gainsborough (Her last words qq)

"Snake!? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Otacon (whenever you died, at least someone cared....)

"I'll be here... I'll be waiting here... I'll be waiting for you, so... If you come here... You'll find me... I promise..."- Squall Leonheart (yeah yeah...i'm a softie)

 

"Whoa! I see lots of little pieces down there!" COD4

 

"Game over"

 

"Right...what the hell kind of name is "Soap", eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?"
— Captain Price

who names their kids soap!?



CoD 4 Mile High Club

OP1. Were going in deep and were going in hard

OP2. Surely(shirley) you cant be serious

OP1. Im serious.... and dont call me shirley

 

"Not even death can save you from me" - Diablo

"I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings." - Max Payne

"The truth was a burning green crack through my brain. Weapon statistics hanging in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. The paranoid feel of someone controlling my every step. I was in a computer game. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of. " - Max Payne

<A lot more from Max Payne but I'll just leave it at that, it's probably his smooth delivery of the lines, but they all sound awesome>

"It's not about changing the world. It's about doing our best to leave the world the way it is. It's about respecting the will of others and believing in your own...Isn't that what you fought for? At last, I understand the meaning of what you did...At last, I understand the truth behind your courage." - Big Boss, MGS4

"Your violence, young prodigal, is typical. As is your inability to comprehend the greater scheme of things. You can destroy all of the specimens here; it will do you no good. For I have seeded the hybrid on many, many worlds. You will never find them all before they awaken. And when they do, your universe will be changed... forever." - Samir Duran, SC:BW

"Would you kindly go get stepped on by a Big Daddy!?" " - ???, Bioshock

 

'IM gonna shoot you in the face'!!-Merc in Farcry 1

 

Bad Dudes - NES and Arcade
Start of game - "The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"
End of game - " "Hey dudes, thanks for rescuing me! Let's go for a burger...Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Epic.

 

Upon exiting a session of Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri:

"Don't go. The drones need you!"

 

Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!

-Minsc, Chaotic Good Ranger of Rashemen

 

"Embrace your dreams, and whatever happens protect your honor!" -Zack Fair

"I need to get outta this chicken Sh*t outfit" - SC Marine

 

"Stay awhile, Stay forever" and "Destroy him, my robots" - Impossible Mission - C64

And anything the computer says in Portal

 

Agreed! (My Fav: You're an inspiration for birth control!)

"I'm calling zombie on that!" - Zoey, Left 4 Dead

 

Which was taken from the line Bill Paxton said 23 years ago in the movie Aliens............."How do I get out of this Chicken outfit!"

On Topic .............Ron Pearlmen from Fallout 1...........
"War........War never changes!"

 

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Well yes, but the topic was video game quotes, not movie quotes, but I didn't know that was Bill Paxton...didn't recognize him in that film.

 

I trust people will realize this is actually from the movie "Airplane!".

 

Please, stay on topic.

JUST QUOTES IN HERE

NO COMENTS!

 

Alone in the Dark (2008):

"I don't have your stone! And anyway!" (start of episode 2)

"I'm the light bringer! I'm the universe!" (bad ending)

 

"Fatality"

"Finish Him..."

"Flawless Victory!"

"Get over here" -Scorpion

-the Mortal Kombat series

 

Advent Rising
(Hope they can get their heads out of their asses and finish the trilogy)

"They... throw... rocks..."
"[Derisive tone] Rocks? They throw rocks?"
"Asteroids..."

 

PK STAARRRRSTOOORRRMMMM!

ness

 

"Stay awhile! And Listen..." - Deckard Cain, Diablo series

"Max... dearest of all my friends!" - Vladimir Lem, Max Payne 2

"Son, we just crossed the street. Let's not throw a party 'til we're out of the city." - Bill, Left 4 Dead

"...They agree with me that you have limitlessssss potential..." - G-man, Half-Life

"Machines aren't capable of evil. Humans make them that way." - Lucca, Chrono Trigger

 

Portal:

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

 

If such text needs to be edited, I'll delete the whole frekin' post myself.

I seriously hope that if 'a' mod feels obliged to censor this slang word aswell; 'frekin' (yes, derived from freaking, OMG!), he is open for the suggestion of having his own dirty mind examined.

Maybe the thread title can be changed into: Great game quotes that never ever can be misinterpreted by a 6-year old

 

"Dear humanity, we regret being alien . We regret coming to earth. And they will definitely regret that the Cov just blew our raggedy fleet!"

Sgt. Johnson. HALO 2

 

Anything said by Sgt. Johnson in Halo

"Kaboom" COD4 said by pilot in C-130 Specter in a mellow dramatic voice

 

"OHLO"

(Whoever knows this one receives my great respect.)

 

"Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said, 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NOOO WAAAY' and I was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you'. That was great..."

"Not in cruelty
Not in wrath
The REAPER came today
An ANGEL visited
this gray path
And took the cube away."

"The cake is a lie."

- Portal <3

 

I give up. Which game(s) are they from?

 

Let's DEW this - CoD 4
Arr rekan plane wil' findz thzem' ! - CoD 5

 

"Stop poking me" from Warcraft 2, oh how much I had continually poking that Orc!

 

"work work!" - Orc, Warcraft

 

-"Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use." - Elven Priest ( Warcraft 3)

-"I don't remember casting Slow on you." - Elven Sorceress ( Warcraft 3)

-(phone rings) "Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number." - Dreadlord ( Warcraft 3)

 

"Darkness called… But I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69-Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled "Pick up the phone, Darkness!," but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls." - Demon Hunter in WC3

(phone rings) "Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number." - Dreadlord in WC3

 

"Remember that time we tried to kill you by putting you in fire and you were like NO WAY? That was great."

Portal

 

"I'm not that kind of orc" -Warcraft 3

 

"By the way, do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodil for necrophilia? Just asking."

*Is it the first offense?*

"Lets assume.... no."

*Then it's at least 500 gold*

"That's nothing compared to Morrowind, Thanks!"

-Oblivion