Great game quotes

LOL. Out of all the quotes in Warcraft 3, we chose the same one

 

Kleiner "The teleporter's working again," to which Barney replies, "Good, because I still have nightmares about that cat." Alyx says "What cat?" -Halflife 2

 

"Wake up Mr. Freeman, Wake up and smell the ashes" - G Man, Half Life 2

 

"Hell, It's about time!"

Marine - Starcraft 2 trailer

(Kind of ironic considering it's been two years since the TRAILER was released.)

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'Dragon's Lair...a fantasy adventure where you become a valiant knight trying to rescue a fair princess from the clutches of an evil dragon...' - Dragon's Lair

'Wizard needs food...badly' - Gauntlet

'Aaaaaaaah' - Doom (not exactly sure if it's a quote but it's what my friend's in-game persona was always saying when we were playing null modem...it's emblazoned on my brain)

'Installing...please stand by. While you are waiting, please fill out your registration card and send it in...Installation complete.' - E.V.A. during Command & Conquer install routine

'You no mess with Lo Wang.' - Shadow Warrior (Duke Nukem's spiritual brother)

'This is HQ to any available units...we have mechs down at Nav Gamma...' - Mechwarrior 2

'Follow me.' - Abe's Oddysee

'Killing Spree' 'Unstoppable' 'Godlike' - Unreal Tournament

'Look at you hacker...a pathetic creature of meat and bone...' - System Shock 2

'Zug zug' - Warcraft 2 (Orc)

'Huh? What?...What? Huh?' - Warcraft 2 (Ogre)

'Nuclear launch detected.' - Starcraft 2

'Children in cages?! Everything I see in this place enrages me more.' - Sanitarium

'Mr. Kennedy...welcome.' 'Monsters...after this, I guess there'll be one less to worry about.' - Resident Evil 4

 

i love the warcraft 3 quotes, hahaha click them enough

summoners: all i see is darkness...oops my hood is down.

and my life for auir, i mean nera'zul

xD hahaha priceless

 

"Me not that kind of orc!"

 

[Warning]Please refrain from bypassing the language filter in your quotes

 

"BOOOM!" ~ Gears of War
"Attack me if you dare and I'll crush you." ~ Street Fighter II
"I will get my revenger!" ~ Ninja Gaiden (N.E.S.)
"Groovy!" ~ Earthworm Jim
"Jamie, I've become a J.U.N.K.E.R." ~ Snatcher

 

"quick, get on the fogging ying yang" - asian director from kung fu chaos

btw his accent makes "fogging" sound like a similar, yet inappropriate word for a kids game

 

Too late...friends. Nefarius' corruption has taken hold. I cannot...control myself. I beg you Mortals, flee! Flee before I lose all sense of control. The Black Fire rages within my heart. I must release it! FLAME! DEATH! DESTRUCTION! COWER MORTALS BEFORE THE WRATH OF LORD....NO! I MUST FIGHT THIS! ALEXSTRASZA, HELP ME! I MUST FIGHT!" - Vaelastrasz - World Of Warcraft

You are very brave to stand against me, little human. If only your countrymen had been as bold, I would have had more fun scouring your wretched nations from the world! - Archimonde

 

"Make him mad, and he'll rip your balls off."

-House of the Dead, Overkill

 

You must gather your party before venturing forth!

Baldurs Gate

 

"everything is going for launch, good luck up there" - Freelancer

 

"STRIIIIDDEEEERRRR!!!!!" Half-Life 2.

 

"Born to avenge" Blood Mage, Warcraft 3
"We elves are not easy to pray" Sylvannas Windrunner, Warcraft 3
The whole intro in the game [PROTOTYPE] by Alex Mercer
"It is quiet. Too quiet" Peppy, Starfox
"It came from.....behind!!" Flying machine, Warcraft 3
"*death of a human sound**blood splatter sound*And that concludes today's demostration. Any more questions?" Dreadlord, Warcraft 3
"I'm blind, not deaf" Illidan, Warcraft 3
"Free rides...for the ladies" Keeper of the grove, Warcraft 3
"Trained to perfection" Col. Burton, C&C Generals
"Steadyyyy" Sniper hero, C&C Generals
"Hes not protected in there" Sniper hero, C&C Generals
"I love the crowds" Terrorist, C&C Generals
"Something for the masses" SCUD Launcher, C&C Generals

 

I like that 2nd to last one for some reason lol.

 

"I'm hungry!" & "Please don't beat me!" from C&C Generals/Iraq workers

 

"Buttkicking for goodness!"
"Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!"
-Minsc (and Boo) from Baldur's Gate

 

" Overlord is moving..... There is NOTHING in our way !" - Chinese Overlord Tank CnC Generals

" Brighter than the sun " - Chinese nuke tank CnC Generals

" I've never robbed a God before...... could be a challenge" - Garrett from Thief : The Dark Project

" Flames surround you, nothing but flaaammeesss, burning your flesh, devouring your soouuul ! " Hammer haunts form the Thief series

" Whoo -hoos there ? Heh heh I'm an owl ! Hoo ! Hoo ! " Benny - Thief

So many more awesome quotes from Thief

 

"Eat sh*t and Die"
"Can't stop the train, baby Hahaha"

-Gears of war

 

" - Boink!" - Scout ( TF2 )

" - Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! ..." - Scout too =P

 

"Stay awhile and listen!" - Deckard Cain

...because I have to hear it so damn much.

 

didn't check if it was already said:

"Do a barrel roll, Fox!" - Star Fox

 

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"Not on my watch."

Mass Effect.

 

Forgot the exact wording but something along these lines:

"Sargent, grab some charges and blow this wall!"
"Consider it blown sir."

Call of Duty United Offensive

 

damn. 8 pages was too much to check...

oh well, "do a barrel roll" is obviously worth putting up twice based on that movie.

 

"Affirmative."

Counter Strike.

 

"Energy. Power. My people are addicted to it. Their dependence made manifest after the Sunwell was destroyed. Welcome to the future; a pity you're too late to stop it. No one can stop me now. Selama ashal'anore!" — Prince Kael’thas Sunstrider, Prince of the Blood Elves, World of Warcraft.

 

"I'm gonna kick your , and then I'm gonna french kiss you" -- A bum looking for a fight in GTA IV.

"Stop or I'll shoot your ball sack!" -- cop in GTA IV

"Freedom distilled in a lot of stolen music files - Independence FM" --Radio Jingle, GTA IV

this game is full of funny quotes...

 

Kain: Ironic. By going back in time, and altering the past, you turned William the Just into the Nemesis.
Moebius: Aye - you have seen my plan, vampire, as I have seen your destiny. The future says you die!
Kain: But I am dead . . .
[Kain lops off Moebius' head]
Kain: as are you!

Kain: Alas, poor Nupraptor, I knew him well... Well, not really.

 

I thought that it might be fun to add that the voice of Kael'thas Sunstrider, coincidentally, is the same voice actor that was used in some of the games mentioned in this thread, such as Metal Gear Solid and C&C Generals, for example.

 

"Wanna see something reallyy scaaary?" Dark Hunter Hero Revival, Warcraft 3

"I got this tiger from the show of Siegfried and Roy" Priestess of the Moon hero, Warcraft 3

 

"Hrrrrrrrrhnn!!!"
"Hyaah!!!"

- Kratos, God of War

 

"I can cut pierce an armor with this blade, and still...cut a tomato" Blademaster Hero, WC3

 

Warcraft III definitely has some of the funniest quotes of any video game

Some more:

(Sounds of someone getting killed) "And that concludes our demonstration. Any questions?" - Varimathras ( Warcraft III)

"Don't touch me. I'm evil." - Death Knight ( Warcraft III)

 

I love that one. It makes me laugh a lot.

There is one of Illidan's that is hilarious with some phone ringing and darkness on the other side, or was it a dreadlord?

"If I have wings, why am I always walking?" Dreadlord, WC3

 

just remembered this one:

In Duke Nukem 3D, if you don't press any key for a couple of minutes it said: "Watcha waiting for? Christmas?"

 

"At the Enrichment Center, if at first you don't succeed, you fail." - GlaDOS, Portal.

Does a full song count as a quote?

Still Alive -GlaDOS, Portal

 

"War never changes"- Fallout 3

And some quotes from the most quotable game of all time.... Portal!

"remember when the platform was sliding into the fire and i was like 'goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY' and then i was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you'? that was great..... CAN YOU HEAR ME?"

"That thing you burnt up isn't important to me. Not any more. It's the Fluid Catalytic Cracking Unit; it makes shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."

"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the
chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing
record. Followed by death. Good luck!"

"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture
Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of
feeling much pain."

"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. "

Too many from that game to list

 

Commander Shepard (Mass Effect):

(casually) "Put a round in his leg, see if he talks."

"The Council can kiss my a**, I'm entitled to my opinion."

"Because it's a big stupid jellyfish!"

More Mass Effect quotes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy-eRfupYbA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOg-nLWe71w&feature=related

 

"F**K NOMAD!!" - Crysis Warhead
"Can't I have Both of You?" -Mass Effect

 

"Grandma was slow, but she was old"

"That may be your way, but that's not the Army way"

America's Army 1.x-2.x

 

Heh, forgot this one earlier.

"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."
-GlaDOS, Portal

 

"Duke Nukem Forever
Coming Soon!"​

 

NEED A LIGHT? *wooshing flames* -Starcraft

 

"As Boy, it was always my dream to launch torpedo attack on dolphins" - Red Alert 3

The entire end credits song on Portal. it is so awesome.

 

I can't remember the exact begining of the sentence, if anyone can correct me it'd be great

I always laugh when i read this one
"Teammates gives other people to shoot at" COD 4 message when you die in solo campain

 

"Get me outa this Chicken Sh** outfit" - Marine Starcraft

"I am Duran, Duran!" - Samir Duran, Starcraft.

"How did I get in here?" - SCV Driver, Starcraft




I forget exactly what the Dragoon says upon multi clicks but its something like...

"You are not authorized, you have 30 seconds to leave"
*click again*
"5,4,3,2,1, PACHOOOO (firing noise)

"You are beginning to iritate me" - Starcraft forget the unit though.

 

Lmao, agreed....