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    What the...? Goat Simulator? LOOOL!

    Discussion in 'Gaming (Software and Graphics Cards)' started by HTWingNut, Apr 5, 2014.

  1. HTWingNut

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    Goat Simulator on Steam

    Seriously. Goat simulator. LOL! $10? Sheesh, a bit steep I think. But if you want to be a goat, you gotta pay up.
     
  2. J.Dre

    J.Dre Notebook Nobel Laureate

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    It's actually a very funny game, lol. I watched PewdiePie play it on YouTube.
     
  3. Undyingghost

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    I'm not gonna let myself even try this. :D
     
  4. J.Dre

    J.Dre Notebook Nobel Laureate

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    I'm pretty sure this is the same game, you just unlock different animals/abilities.



    Note: There's a lot of swearing in this episode for some reason.
     
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    hockeymass that one guy

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    I'm for sure getting this the first time it goes on sale.
     
  6. HTWingNut

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    Yeah, I would buy it for under $5 considering what you get, but $10, no.

    <iframe width='640' height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/l4nPxKSVP2g" frameborder='0' allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  7. J.Dre

    J.Dre Notebook Nobel Laureate

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    That dude is a buzzkill. All he does is complain about the game, and even a few other games.
     
  8. HTWingNut

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    Yeah, I think Pewdiepie, as much as I hate him, showed the game's full potential, if you can call it that. It'd be worth a couple hours of fun I'm sure.
     
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    Most of the Internet community is heralding it as the game to end all games. For the week anyway..
     
  10. be77solo

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    I swear when I saw this pop up available on April 1 I just knew it was a joke... but man, it's stayed around ha... I then realized it was actually really for sale. Go ahead HT, show us your goat skills ;)
     
  11. DEagleson

    DEagleson Gamer extraordinaire

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    That TotalBiscuit fella is always negative on games he dont like. Makes it hard to find out if the game is truly bad or not. And sadly its "kewl" to bombard cursewords in YT vids these days. D: The thing is seeing Goat Sim just makes me want to start playing goofy skateboard games again on my old PS2 and Xbox1.
     
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    Crytek needs to patch goat mode into Crysis 3.. Enable it and.. ”Maximum Bleat"
     
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    As long as it's not a sheep simulator, that could get a bit creepy.
     
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    Fixed it...
     
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    It seems to be a funny game, but not really my thing.
     
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    Seems like a game for a Borat type!
     
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    TomJGX I HATE BGA!

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    I thought I had seen everything in my life but this is completely on another lvl of ridiculousness :D
     
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    Some funny Goat Simulator moments in this video:

     
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    Next update getting offline splitscreen coop so might pick it up. :D Looks like it could be a cheap source of stupid laughts. :D
     
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    That "female experience simulator" is incredible. I never knew that the outside world was so full of creepy men. I'll certainly think twice before I grope some girl in the cereal aisle of the grocery store next time!

    Remember, just under the surface of every decent man is a gross pervert just waiting to break free.
     
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  22. killkenny1

    killkenny1 Too weird to live, too rare to die.

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    This is what came to my mind when I read your comment.
    <iframe width='420' height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/f4Mc-NYPHaQ" frameborder='0' allowfullscreen></iframe>
    Wonder if I would start singing it at a random bus stop would it make things better or worse...

    Anyway, apparently there's gonna be a DLC for GS this May. But don't worry, it will be free.
     
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    Strange... I play a similar game to this....every day....from 9 to 5 plus traffic.

    I call it the Sheeple Simulator. I believe others call it "Real Life", whatever the heck that is.
     
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    LOL No doubt.

    I got this game for my kids to try, and it's kept them entertained, but they're only 5 and 6. I guess it's good for something then.
     
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    This game needs co-op.
     
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    Does anyone actually own it? Is it actually worth 10 bucks or just for giggles?
     
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    Much hype over nothing tbh. Just a simple sandbox game that gets boring after 10 minutes but of course YMMV.
     
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    I think Goat Simulator will be hilarious in the same way that Surgeon Simulator can be hilarious - it really shouldn't be funny, but it is. Although being more open-ended, Goat Simulator might be better.

    I plan to buy a copy when it's $5 to gift to my friend who has Surgeon Simulator, so we can all go over to his house and watch the madness ensue when he plays Goat Simulator.
     
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    I bought it for my kids. I'd say wait for it to go on sale for $5.
     
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    I don't think there was any real hype. It's not like anyone was seriously talking it up as a good game.
     
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    Well I picked up Goat Simulator for 9.99. Some giggles for about 5-10 minutes. Gave me headaches and made me pretty nauseous. You just go around ravaging the town. There are silly objectives like doing 2 backflips in a row, launching 50 feet into the air, etc.
     
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    That game honestly is hilarious for like the first few days but after awhile i feel like it would get boring
     
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    And iOS too.
     
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    Isn't there a rock simulator game as well?