*OT*Another one for the ARE YOU HIGH ON CRACK?!? Files...*OT*

I tripped over this on fleaBay...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250572543630

... and just had to share it with you guys.

I mean... REALLY... $4 A ROLL?!?

mnem
Who says the brits are more sensible than us mad cowboys?

 

Thanks, yes it looks good
Reading the feedback from former customers
They all seem happy

Alex

 

Wow, I am seen some pretty unsavory eBay ads, however that one is really scraping the bottom...

 

Sometimes you just gotta roll with it .....

 

*Shoots Springfield in the neck with his peashooter in retaliation for that awful pun*

My jaw dropped not over the COLOR BUTT rather the $24 a pack pricetag... Plus another 6$ SHIPPING!!!

mnem <~~~ Aghast... 2Ghasts even... ~~~<<<

 

And that is what you will have after you use the paper

 

not as bad as the 1 cent buy it now and 80 dollar shipping stuff

 

If it is black, how do you know when you are nice and clean? Must not leave skid marks you know....

 

But it has been used by Celebs Not quite sure how he squares that with describing the item condition as new!

Just one thing that puzzles me mnem - what in the dragon-world were you searching for when you uncovered this gem?

 

I think he was looking for This


Alex

 

The list of questions I have just goes on and on! I'll ask just a few.
1) What in Dogs name were you looking for?
2) Do Dragons actually use toilet paper?
3) If they do, how do they reach around that huge tail with those teeny-weeny fore arms?
4) If they can reach, where do they put those nasty talons while cleaning up.
5) Do you think the black stuff can hold up to the sulfuric acid component of Dragon scat?
I'm going to be puzzling over this and dozens more all day.
CAP

 

COOL MAN! - would go good at this one bar I go to in Naperville and Bloomingdale that has BLACK toilette's...

 

1) It came up in eBay's "Recommendations" whilest I was perusing their "Daily Deal".

2) No - we use sheep.

3 & 4) No need - slam sheep into ground up to its knees, wipe as needed, punt sheep.

5) Unless it's black because it's made from spun carbon, NO.

I'd be much more concerned with it holding up to the flame component of Chalupa aftermath.

mnem
Baa Baa, black sheep... have you ANY IDEA WHAT YOUR TRAJECTORY WILL BE?!?

 

Ahhh, thank you for picking up the gauntlet... :wink:

mnem<~~~ Diabolical Pun-Dwagon ~~~<<<

 

Now some mossy oak toilet paper would be cool...

 

There are places where they use genuine oaky moss as TP... I'm sure some of 'em are still Stateside.

mnem
Yeah, and let's not get started on corn cobs...

 

That's got Mick Jagger ALL over it!