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    Cortana - will have a sense of humor

    Discussion in 'Windows OS and Software' started by HTWingNut, Jul 21, 2015.

  1. HTWingNut

    HTWingNut Potato

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    HTWingNut, Jul 21, 2015
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    killkenny1 Too weird to live, too rare to die.

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    From the article:
    - Oi, lass, what's the weather like in London?
    - Why don't you lift yer fat arse and go check outside yourself!

    With the state Win 10 is currently in, she'll need that homour, that's for sure...
     
    killkenny1, Jul 22, 2015
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  3. t456

    t456 1977-09-05, 12:56:00 UTC

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    Errr ...
    1. all.replace(u'humour',u'')
    2. done
    ...

    A bit too harsh, perhaps ... there are some, preciously few, exceptions:

     
    t456, Jul 22, 2015
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    t456 1977-09-05, 12:56:00 UTC

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    Cortana:
    “ Your accent tells me you're from B'ham. I have the following recommendation for you:”

    [​IMG]
     
    t456, Jul 22, 2015
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    TANWare Just This Side of Senile, I think. Super Moderator

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    Ah, is it Cortana will have a sense of humor or is it you need a sense of humor for Cortana? :)
     
    TANWare, Jul 22, 2015
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    t456 1977-09-05, 12:56:00 UTC

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    Like a B-Movie, probably; humorous when not so intended and excruciating when humour was intended.

    Pardon?

    Local peculiarities and mannerisms worldwide not according to people living there, but according to programmers deriving their 'knowledge' from Hollywood ... Hahhaha, this will be effin' brilliant; trainwreck waiting to happen. MS: thank you, thank you, thank you :vbthumbsup: !!!!

    They'll be able to start wars with this :vbeek: !
     
    t456, Jul 22, 2015
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  7. radji

    radji Farewell, Solenya...

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    It will be different from East Coast to West Coast.

    East Coast Cortana will refuse to operate each morning until you buy her a new upgrade.

    West Coast Cortana will confess she's been cheating on you with Siri.
     
    radji, Jul 30, 2015
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    6730b Notebook Deity

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    "How to completely disable, delete & wipe Wortana + everything Bling-related from this pc?"
    :O)
     
    6730b, Jul 30, 2015
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